Sleeptalking...

I have recently been talking to my ex-boyfriend. This is a good thing because all we knew how to do before is yell at one another. Last night, we were exchanging a few stories about my "sleeptalking" habit. He outlined for me his (fine-tuned) plan to figure out when I had fallen asleep. He claims that after two months of living with me, if I started responding in a nonsensical manner, or if I stopped talking at odd times, he would call my name and gauge how I responded (there's a scale here), and then he'd poke me (if I didn't move, I'd been asleep for about 30 minutes to an hour). I was laughing hysterically at this, because I warned him after the first time that if I'm tired & someone tries to talk to me, they risk me not remembering the conversation in the morning!! This usually just annoyed him, hence why he created a "procedure" for deciphering how conscious I was!!